I'm doing a thing!

For fun! and other reasons!

Welcome to Hell.

Hey everyone! I’m Colton Stickney and I have lived many lives- I worked on Conan O’Brien’s late night show on TBS, Bob’s Burgers, and the critically championed Space Jam 2. I am an estranged twin, I have been in the same room as one Emmy award, and I am Mister Baby San Diego 1990 (more on that in later posts). I live in Portland (you guess which one, you freaks) with my stinky dog, smelly cat, and fragrant wife.

A lot of people find my writing incredibly funny but also kind of sad. Some people who like to put labels on things (I don’t) might call it tragicomedy.

I’m planning on popping some poems and stories onto here as well as general musings for your enjoyment/disdain.

Now feast your eyes upon this royalty-free photo of a pug wearing glasses.

Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Thanks for reading??!?

(Substack really wanted to make sure that I added subscribe buttons to this post and I’m not one to disappoint)

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